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Friday, January 22, 2010

Ti-waaaahhhh waaaahhhh--rriiiii

Recently in the news, a scandal emerged which shocked the nation. More than the nation; it shocked all the males who read it.

"N.D. Tiwari found in bed with 3 girls"

Not 1 or 2 but 3 god damn girls. Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now that was shocking news!!!!!!!! Shocking news as the person in question was over 80 yrs old. Lucky Bastard!!!!!

Well like me most of the males in this country are left wondering what this man took to keep his virility even at this age. When people at his age are lying in the hospital or are sick with inexplicable diseases; we find one guy who overcomes all these barriers and emerges as a messiah of hope for men who hope to keep themselves alive till they die.

Actually I feel this publicity for Mr. Tiwari has opened scores of avenues for generating a healthy income for himself even in this age. I am sure companies manufacturing Viagra and Shilajit would be camping outside his residence for endorsements for their products. I would not be surprised if he signs a multimillion dollar deal with Viagra for endorsing their product and i would not even be shocked to see an advertisement that shows Mr. Tiwari in all his glory with a caption that may read something like

"People say Size doesn't matter; but I say so does Age. Any age any national Just do it with Viagra"

If you remember Ghajani or Om Shanti Om, where Shahrukh Khan and Aamir Khan built their "to die for" bods, every channel and every talk show had a detailed description of how they did it. It was a fad, if they can do it so can we types and we saw a majority of guys hitting the gym. There were articles in magazines about their diets and their workout regime. I will not be surprised if the same happens with N. D. Tiwari. Mags and TV shows showing how he spends his day, his diet and his "work-out" regime. The target audience would be more than 60 yrs of age who would religiously follow their iconic leader and pray to god that one day they would be able to perform like their great messiah.

So Mr. Tiwari, like all eagerly awaiting males in this world who want to find out your secret of "longetivity"; kindly be fair to us desolate souls and disclose how could you achieve the impossible of a trio at that age!!!!!!!!

"JANAAB, AAPKA SECRET KYA HAI BHAI??????"

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